The long awaited 2010 IAFFC Board of Defectors meeting was recently held the first week of May at Fake Fire Headquarters. The meeting was delayed pending the outcome of charges pending with Canadian authorities against Vice President Dan Byrnes. Chief Byrnes was arrested in a French Canadian providence of Displacesuk near Quebec City after refusing to have "French Fries" with his meal. He was arrested on the spot and a local Judge eating in the same establishment literately threw the book at Chief Byrnes, splitting the chief's left eye open and ruining a great hamburger platter. Charges were dropped after very long negotiation with the U.S. Consulate & Canadian authorities after Chief Byrnes was extricated to Canada and that countries refusal to accept him. Chief Byrnes was found at the No Tell Hotel at the border in Buffalo. In a statement released to the local news Chief Byrnes said "No worries and I slept like a baby".  Of course to IAFFC members means he cried in his sleep and wet the bed. During the meeting many important items were brought to the table and I am glad to say we ate and drank everything.

The search for the 2010 Double Secret Convention Scouts was key and we have already accept application for the five positions. Please submit any other possible agents to Board.  The scouts will infiltrate the local Wildwood area looking for pertinent location issues ( Bar's & Bathroom's) for the Chiefs to meet & greet. Tentative Scouts coming to mind were of course past  2009 agent  Chief Shelly Zoup who is recovering from a tragic accident at the April IAFFC Golf outing, no explanation needed... A Junior IAFFC Member Kit T. Witty Jr. who seems to have what it takes, Chief Jim "Prostate" Bear came to mind and the Kung Fu Kitties from our Tokyo Chapter. We are not sure if Board Chairman Chief Russel was attempting to make a motion to table the issue on appointing agents or he was having a seizure, but we all had a great laugh and we moved to table  the agent issue until Chief Russel is released for the hospital.

Please mark down the dates for this years convention September 17th & 18th in Wildwood New Jersey host by the World Famous Five Mile Beach Fireman's association who do a unbelievable job!  Always foam hats off to these guys!

 To Those who did not make it last year please check out the 2009 Video from Chief Rick Monyahan from the Alaska Chapter below and also some great links to the 2010 convention and Wildwood

http://youtube.com/BATT49AK  Convention

http://www.njfireexpo.com/    Five Mile Beach Fireman's

http://www.wildwoodsnj.com/ Wildwood Information