The 2007 I.A.F.F.C. Board of Defectors meeting was held on schedule at the start of it all in Wildwood New Jersey this past weekend. Plans for the 2008 convention are well underway. Committees have been appointed to properly handle all important matters relevant to the success of the convention. It seems the committees have preliminary plans working on three primary issues that must be addressed. The proper amount of alcohol, food for Fake Fire Headquarters and new this year, Pledge Representative in charge of bail money. Also addressed by the Board was another member advancing to the rank of Chief. What are we to do! Robert C.Herre III has reached the rank of Chief of the Greenridge Fire Company of Aston Township Pennsylvania. We salute Chief Herre on his new position and also question, what in God's name are you thinking? How could you do this to us? With Chief Almond still on double secret probation Chief Herre add to the issue! The Board of defectors will again meet to tackle this very pressing problem. After Chiefs Almonds hearing and subsequent burning of the building. This location will be kept secret and members will wear appropriate disguises. The meeting ended just shy of a official close when Vice President Byrnes went into a coma was transported back to back to H.Q. We seen if differently but Chief Brynes seems to think he was revived by Johnny & Roy and was transported by 1 Adam 12. More to follow! STAY SAFE!