Attention Chiefs,

It is with great pleasure the we announced that the three missing Chiefs have all been located thanks to a well thought out plan by Chief Hugh Knutz. Chief Knutz was awarded the prestigious IAFFC Putz-Puller award for valor at Sundays pancake breakfast. Over thirty Chiefs came to congratulate Chiefs Knutz for the double secret rescue he preformed late Friday night. Not many details of the rescue were available however we know it involved a used Bell Atlantic truck, five pounds of Hershey's syrup, a manhole cover, a BBQ grill and a stripper. No other questions were ask and the medal was awarded to Chief Knutz by President Mike Boyce as well as other members of the Board Of Defectors. Luckily  Madam Zelda was on site fixing our vacuum and was able to change the four Chiefs back to their almost normal human bodies and was paid ninety seven dollars ( 85.00 for the vacuum and 12.00 for voodoo) in cash and the within moments the four volunteers were back. Also new this year the Chief's practice the very familiar "GET ON THE GROUND AND DON'T YOU MOVE" technique as a group in hopes of getting everyone processed ,bailed out and back to the party faster. As usual this went well into the night.  The count down is on ! Visit www.njfireexpo.com &  www.wildwoodsnj.com for more information. We will see you in Wildwood, that's Burke and New Jersey for the departmentally challenged!